Boy, you know I am going to have to probably steal this and do a post on it. I like BACON much better than TULIPs, but I am afraid that at the end of the day, BACON is likely to give us a heart attack if ingested too often (or at all) .
It must have been just before your time (you are making me feel old). Google it. No, not tofu, it was some kind of meat (I think mystery ). It was supposed to be “healthy bacon” … ha !
I usually try to stop at two or three strips of bacon…
And, at the risk of taking this graphic too seriously, how did the “limited” in “limited atonement” get to be “completely” atoned for? Is it still just *some* who are completely atoned for? Or is the smell of breakfast bacon making Calvinists more inclusive?
(No offense whatsoever meant by this remark, toward those who will eat all five strips.)
I think bacon puts a positive spin on everything: Why talk about those who are “out” when we can celebrate those who are “in?” Yes, bacon makes the family happier.
June 23, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Boy, you know I am going to have to probably steal this and do a post on it. I like BACON much better than TULIPs, but I am afraid that at the end of the day, BACON is likely to give us a heart attack if ingested too often (or at all)
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June 23, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Bacon does taste better than tulips, though I have never eaten a tulip, so I can’t verify this claim from experience!
June 23, 2012 at 8:36 pm
Arise, Peter, kill and eat.
June 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm
God made bacon and bacon is good.
June 23, 2012 at 10:45 pm
It’s pork. It “was” unclean.
June 23, 2012 at 10:52 pm
I think pork was unclean because humans hadn’t learned how to make it into bacon yet!
June 23, 2012 at 11:02 pm
That’s probably true. And then humans went too far and made Sizzlean!
June 23, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Sizzlean? Is that some blasphemous tofu alternative?
June 23, 2012 at 11:36 pm
It must have been just before your time (you are making me feel old). Google it. No, not tofu, it was some kind of meat (I think mystery
). It was supposed to be “healthy bacon” … ha 
!
June 24, 2012 at 12:53 am
Eurgh. How is it that every meat-eater in the world likes bacon except for me? Gimme the FACTS any day.
June 24, 2012 at 3:56 am
I usually try to stop at two or three strips of bacon…
And, at the risk of taking this graphic too seriously, how did the “limited” in “limited atonement” get to be “completely” atoned for? Is it still just *some* who are completely atoned for? Or is the smell of breakfast bacon making Calvinists more inclusive?
(No offense whatsoever meant by this remark, toward those who will eat all five strips.)
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June 24, 2012 at 7:38 am
Abram
I think bacon puts a positive spin on everything: Why talk about those who are “out” when we can celebrate those who are “in?” Yes, bacon makes the family happier.
June 24, 2012 at 7:57 am
Once you eat bacon, you always eat bacon.
June 24, 2012 at 8:01 am
Yes, it is the “perseverance of the saints” to return time and time again to the breakfast table for some juicy bacon.
June 24, 2012 at 8:35 am
ksnortum: LOL. Good one.
Brian: agreed.
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June 25, 2012 at 5:07 am
Unlike grace, I think bacon is totally irresistible. Does that make me totally depraved?
June 25, 2012 at 9:11 am
Erik
Not sure, but it makes you totally right about bacon!